One day she goes up and knocks on a biker’s door. A big, hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.
She proclaims, “I want to join your club.”
The little old lady replies, “Yep, my bike’s parked over there,” and pointed to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, “Do you drink?”
The little old lady replies, “Yep, drink like a fish… beer mostly,whiskey when I’m shooting pool..
I’ll drink everyone in your club under the table.”
The biker is surprised but then asks, “Do you smoke?”
The little old lady replies, “Yep, smoke like a chimney.
The biker is very impressed and asks, “Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz…?”Share