A woman (main) and her said-to-be boyfriend (inset) have racked up the most 311 complaints for their late-night antics.
Photo: Gabriella Bass
By Khristina Narizhnaya and Lia Eustachewich
This couple has the loudest sex in NYC
One Brooklyn couple is making such wild whoopie that they have earned the title of loudest lovemakers in New York — garnering the most 311 complaints in the city from their angry neighbors.
The carnal clamoring by the couple living in Apt. D7 at 7201 Ridge Ave. in Bay Ridge has racked up a half-dozen complaints to 311 between October and December.
Witnesses say the screams of ecstasy echo through the six-story building.
“I’m on the second floor, and I hear them all the time. When I come in the night from work, a girl screaming every night — Papi, different kinds of names, in Spanish,” griped Omar Ramos. “[She] keeps screaming to continue, to not stop. Saturdays, it’s louder. About 30 minutes to an hour, sometimes more than an hour.”
A woman with bleach-blond hair answered the door at Apt. D7 and said, “It’s my apartment. I’m not hurting anyone.”
She then added, to no one’s surprise, “I’m pregnant. I’m trying to get some rest” before slamming the door.
Photo: Gabriella Bass
The man identified as her boyfriend, who does handiwork in the building, refused to comment. Police have responded to the house, but the sex sessions stop by the time they arrive.
The couple — and plenty of other horny Brooklynites — have helped make the borough the loudest for lovemaking in the city, according to a report by DNAinfo.
It found that 133 total complaints were filed over loud sex between Jan. 1, 2014, and Feb. 12, 2015, with 42 of them being in Kings County. Queens was the second-raunchiest borough, with 37 complaints. The Bronx had 31, and Manhattan recorded 23.
Staten Island, on the other hand, had zero complaints.
Sleepless residents in other parts of Brooklyn complained about bedposts banging against the wall — and one woman’s “sex machine,” DNAinfo said.
“My neighbor is making too much noise. She has a sex machine and then she starts screaming, ‘Yes, yes, yes’ for extended periods of time,” one complainant said on June 10 at 8:10 a.m.
“They are perverts who constantly bring more individuals to perform more extreme sexual activities.”
An elderly resident from Bedford-Stuyvesant said hearing loud sex was taking a toll on his or her health.
“They are having sex, and noise is unbearable,” the neighbor complained in March last year.
“This is a chronic issue. I am a very sick senior that needs assistance with this matter.”