Ah, the big reveal—that instant when you finally present her with your (ahem) package. But no matter how heated the moment, you can’t help but wonder: Is she carefully checking out the goods, and if so, do they pass inspection? That’s why we asked women to share their funniest, boldest, happiest, craziest, or most memorable reaction to a man’s penis. Sure, there was the occasional lady who says size matters, but mostly, you’ll find that you can probably relax. Because most women are just completely fascinated by what you’re packing down there…and excited about the impending delivery.
“There was this guy I went out with for a few months, and the moment I saw his penis, I noticed the head was so big it looked like a mushroom! I actually imagined a Smurf’s house. But surprisingly, it was the most pleasuring penis I’ve ever experienced. He worked that mushroom like magic!” —Stefani, 29
“One boyfriend seemed almost embarrassed that his penis was just average size, and wouldn’t ever let me compliment how much I liked it. But I wasn’t lying—it felt amazing! Guys: When a woman let’s you know how much she loves your package, take the compliment…she probably means it!” —Lisa, 31
“There was a friend with benefits who kept saying how great he was in bed. He spoke about his penis like he was some sort of god, but when he dropped his pants the first time, I found out it was so small. That was the beginning and the end of that. Word to the wise” If you have a small penis, that’s fine, but don’t talk about it like you could part the Red Sea!” —Stephanie, 32
Meeting a man with two penises Was a freak out when he took his pants off I thought he had wierd balls but then came the shock what a night. Eileen 27