A SWEARY ANGRY YET ACCURATE REPORT ON STEPHEN HARPER’S TIME IN OFFICE. TIME FOR CHANGE

CREATED BY A HUMAN BEING WHO GIVES A SHIT

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HE HASN’T FIXED THE FUCKING ECONOMY
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Harper promised to do one thing above all else: fix the fucking economy. Is he on track to do that? Is he fuck.
The deficit stands at almost $127 billion. That’s $127 billion of failure. But maybe it’s all ok because he fixed other stuff instead? No. He also fucked employment: 236,000 more people are unemployed than when he took power in 2006. You had one job, Steve.
Verdict: Massive fucking fail – 1930s style
HE FUCKED UP OUR DEMOCRACY
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Harper loves democracy so much that he doesn’t want you to ruin it by voting. He’s brought us the ‘Fair Elections Act’ – it could block you from voting and you won’t even know it. Or how about having your citizenship revoked if Harper thinks you are a threat? Harper’s Conservatives are also the ONLY party not offering to reform our fucked up electoral system.
The cherry on this shit sandwich is his C-51 spying bill that lets the government spy on you all the fucking time. You have nothing to hide – as long as you are white, middle-aged and have a maple leaf tattooed on your ass.
Verdict: Seriously fucked
HE MADE CHILDREN FUCKING EXPENSIVE
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$13 a month – is that all it costs to raise kids? Harper thinks so – he scrapped Child Care Tax Credit, and brought in Universal-massive-fucking-insult-to-parents Child Care Benefit. Who needs a square meal a day anyway?
Let’s have more fighter jets and fewer healthy children. Said no one ever
(Oh, and just in case you don’t have kids, he’s cut healthcare services too. So you can die ill and childless.)
Verdict: Absurdly fucking expensive for families
HE’S FUCKING THE ENVIRONMENT
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Do you like clean air? Are you a fan of planet earth? Tough luck. Harper pulled us out of saving the planet – you know, the massive international agreements on climate change, aka the Kyoto protocol, that even the USA managed to meet targets for.
On the bright side Canada will probably be the first to go when the polar ice melts. Your sea-side residence will soon be a lake. And then Harper will pollute your lake with a massive gas pipeline. Win win.
Verdict: Not even a fucking tiny bit ok
HE’S FUCKING OVER WOMEN
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Refusing to investigate missing and murdered Aboriginal women, not supporting abortion for war rape victims, closing centres left right and center – you name it, Harper’s not done anything about it. They’re only half the population, for fucks sake.
Verdict: Fuck Harper

CONCLUSION
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Don’t be a fucking idiot. Don’t vote Stephen Harper back in.
The Harper government has been a total fucking failure even on its own terms. The only reason Harper isn’t fucked in the polls is that he has a load of newspapers on his side and is spending shitloads of money on advertising. And he hired a racist to fuck up everyone else’s election platform.
Fortunately, he forgot to ban Facebook and Twitter. Social media is our lifeline in combatting the horseshit being put out by Harper election team.
So fucking share this shit. Harper is a steaming pile of failure and broken promises. Let’s make sure everyone knows:
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Even Obama who isn’t the brightest calls him Stupid

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